December 2009
525 posts
So here's what I need someone to do:
Because I have no friends other than my internet friends, I didn’t make any New Year’s plans. (Even though I wanted to get wasted.) So, instead, I decided to babysit. :|
I need someone (preferably a guy) to come to the house that I’m babysitting at around midnight and kiss me right when the ball drops.
Do I have any takers?
I am shallow with nothing interesting to say!
okay, my friend bought me this makeup kit thingy.
dearjuliet:
and in it, theres this brown eye shadow combo thing. now lemme tell you, brown isnt my thing. im not used to it, i always use black. but im not hating what i just did to my eyes right now. :]
PICSPICSPICS!
I can hear the rain outside. :)
I wonder if it will scar?
Today:
I started (and subsequently finished) reading The Lovely Bones.
Reading it made me think about some things that I had never thought about before/haven’t thought about for some time.
It also put me in my “creative thought process”, where the things I think come to me in sentences and patterns that are artfully put together, as if they were meant for someone to read instead of...
Rani is in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Rani is a threat to their plans.
Rani is threatened with instant assassination.
Rani is boss.
whoiamwhatiwant:
shadowsinthedark:
You could...
Guess what I'm doing for New Year's...
Babysitting. That’s right. I’m fucking BABYSITTING.
:|
This guy's waiting for me outside of my house.
I’m trapped inside, quiet as a mouse.
I don’t want him to know I’m here. He’s been outside for like 20 minutes and he WON’T LEAVE!!!
If I were to tell people what I really thought...
So I keep my mouth shut.
@Summer
It totally was! I listened to all of the options! :D
Call the Nestle Crunch Hotline at 1-800-295-0051,...
accidentalsuicide:
tacopenis:
growingup:
inverted-world:
parrisanne:
john-o:
That was a good laugh.
This made my night so much better.
Best decision ever.
This is just so epic.
AHHHHH!!! :D
@tacopenis
Dylan, why are you wasting your time replying to the things he’s saying? It’s obvious that the has no life and must resort to bashing a complete stranger that doesn’t even follow him in hopes that you will retaliate so he can have something to do. Just ignore him and continue posting your normal, hilarious posts, please. :)
Love,
Rani
I'm cold and naked.
My nipples are hard.
“I think Sir Squirts-A-Lot is up front.”
– ahahah
If I suddenly went blind, would you still look in...
Reverse psychology only works with simpletons.
No it doesn’t.
3 tags
OWL CITY STOLE SOME OF HIS LYRICS FROM FINDING...
“With fronds like these—- who needs anemones?”
It's because I like you, I don't want to be with...
“No, you got yourself in there. You get yourself out.”
I love my Grandmama.
She’s gasping and expressing other sentiments while watching Finding Nemo. :)
My head is a dangerous place to be sometimes.
abooth202:
Dangerous but tremendously fun ;) <—-winking smiley
I almost didn’t catch that winking smiley there. ;) <—- winking smiley
Just so you know.... He's got a "little fin".
@abooth202
Andrew, you inspired me to watch Finding Nemo with my Grandmama!
So that’s what I’m doing right now! :D
Ok...?
So a stranger just IMed me, told me “Merry Christmas”, and then signed off.
o.O
554. YOU SHOULDN'T CARE IF YOU DIDN'T GET THAT ONE...
(via gotwisdom)
*My Grandmama's phone rings*
Me: Grandmama, your phone is ringing!
Grandmama: Well, answer it!
Me: What do you say!?
Grandmama: Pleaseeee.
Me: Ok! *Answers the phone and starts walking up the stairs to give it to Grandmama* Grandmama, you are DEAF!
Grandmama: Well, I'm trying to poop!
Me: AHAHAHAHAHAH
Grandmama: *Embarrassed because she thinks my stepdad heard her say that*
Frida tagged me.
Five Facts About Myself
You will pretty much never hear me begin a story with, “When I was __ years old…”, because I don’t remember events of my life that way. The best I can do is “One time…”, “A few weeks ago…”, or “A little while ago…”
I don’t have a best friend or any close friends. I really wish I had...
I was born in the arms of imaginary friends.
@memoriesandfate
Hi! Thanks for following me! I hope you like my posts! <3
Too many guys think they're suave and charming,...
I can see through your lies.
I wish I still felt pretty when I wasn’t wearing makeup.
I see aspicio...
xaethyx:
about 5 feet away XD
ISN’T HE SUCH A CUTIE!?! :D